CLACK

Nobody wound it up

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Exhibit A

NO HEAD.
NO BODY.
STILL TALKING.

A set of wind-up chattering teeth has been walking across this timeline for years. It has no head. It has no body. It has no position it can defend and it has never once stopped to check the chart.

It just keeps going forward, jaws open, making the same sound.

Nobody wound it up. It has not stopped.

it does not want.
it walks and it clacks.
those are the two things.

THERE ARE
MORE OF THEM
NOW

we are not going to explain how

Certified instrument

THE YAP-O-METER

Wind it up. It will not thank you. It will not stop either.

clacks per minute

it is asleep

On chain

THE TOKEN

Instructions

HOW TO CLACK

GET A WALLET

Phantom or Solflare. Put some SOL in it. This part has nothing to do with us and you already know how.

COPY THE ADDRESS

The contract is above, with a button that copies it. Use that one. Never one somebody sends you in a DM.

SWAP

Paste it into any Solana DEX, pick your amount, confirm. Then close the tab. The teeth keep walking without you.